
24-05-2012
River Monsters is typical of the modern form of wildlife documentary, where a whole lot of nonsense is dressed up with pseudo facts and drama to make it appealing for the masses. If you don't know the subject -- and most people don't know much about fish -- then it all sounds very realistic, scientific even (especially when he claims to be a "fish biologist") but its not. I watched the "Flesh-ripper" episode with two other people. We all know NZ wildlife well and know long-finned eels very well, and we were laughing ourselves sick throughout the whole thing at how appallingly absurd it was, from the little girl being dragged downstream by a giant eel to the toxic blood that can kill a dog. There was a scene where Wade was with renowned eel biologist Don Jellyman dissecting an eel in the lab. They weren't wearing gloves because, you know, eels don't have toxic blood and Don has handled and dissected literally thousands of eels over his career, but to keep to the programme's nonsense there was an oddly-inserted clip of a close-up of Wade washing his hands and gravely saying in voice-over something like "I need to make sure I wash my hands because of the eel's toxic blood". This was the worst of the episodes but they are all utter crap to put it politely.
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