Great sayings/quotes

Great sayings/quotes
11-07-2008

Anybody know some good ones, I just love: 'If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.'

11-07-2008

Oh and this is funny:

This is fun!

11-07-2008

Squash the drama and Do i look that dumb

11-07-2008

I'm a fan of George Bush Quotes. . . one I remember is "I believe humans and fish can co-exist happily"

"I want to tell you how proud I am to be the President of a nation that -- in which there's a lot of Philippine-Americans. They love America and they love their heritage. And I reminded the President that I am reminded of the great talent of the -- of our Philippine-Americans when I eat dinner at the White House."

.... Um what?

"As John Howard accurately noted when he went to thank the Austrian troops there last year..."

11-07-2008

never misunderestimate the American president....

12-07-2008

My favourite is on a tombstone in the Tower of London:

I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK

14-07-2008

There is saying that if your going to a place with crocodiles just make sure you come with someone that you can outrun!

15-07-2008

I purchased a birthday card for my four year old nephew which contained a bage bearing the phrase 'I am four.'

On the back of the badge was a warning that it was not suitable for children under the age of five!

16-07-2008

"Since the beginning of time man has dreamed of destroying the sun" -- Mr. Burns

"Shoplifting is a victimless crime, like punching somebody in the dark" -- Nelson Munse

"I personally will kill the time child and eat his entrails on my tummy" -- the king of the sea otters (South Park)

16-07-2008

there is another one that comes to mind:

Never take life too seriously no one comes out with a life anyway.

And our Graphics teacher said to us that there is no such thing as a stupid question,

and another kid goes yeah no such thing as stupid questions just stupid people,

I personally though find that a little harsh,

17-07-2008

Here's a real quote from Eubie Blake, who played ragtime piano and wrote music with Fats Waller. He was remarkable for his longevity: like George Burns and Bob Hope he passed away within a few days of his 100th birthday. When he was in late 90s he said
"If I'd known I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."

Alan

__________________
When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.