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Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by ThylacineAlive, 30 Oct 2012.

  1. jayjds2

    jayjds2 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I tried dating once...
     
  2. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    I tried getting a date once...

    ~Thylo:cool:
     
  3. Loxodonta Cobra

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    Never have, never will.
     
  4. wensleydale

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    You all tried dating phones?
     
  5. Loxodonta Cobra

    Loxodonta Cobra Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Like I said, in my case, never had, never will.
     
  6. wensleydale

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    That's a good idea. I never dated one either, I just own them, use them, and then when they get old I get a new one and then I throw the old one out on hazardous waste day, because I'm a ZooChatter and don't want to hurt Mother Earth by putting it in the regular trash.
     
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    "Turns out it really was a dude from Lagos at the other end of the online chat."
     
  8. wensleydale

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    On of my major fears has been falling victim to one of those scams, one of reasons I don't do internet dating.

    Also, the registration fee for internet dating sites could be better spent on Zoo memberships.

    Why isn't there a dating service for Zoo lovers?
     
  9. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Start a thread:p;)

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  10. jayjds2

    jayjds2 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    There isn't a dating service because of how rare we are. As we're an endangered species, we'd need a Species Survival Plan. Might need to import some more founders.
     
  11. LaughingDove

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    This is so cool!!!
    I'm currently over the ocean somewhere near to the Somali coastline flying at 582 miles per hour at 34000 feet with 2042 km to Nairobi and I have free wifi access!
    I am never flying any airline that doesn't have internet access again. :p
     
  12. LaughingDove

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    Here's a picture that I just took with my phone of the view from my window :p
     

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  13. jayjds2

    jayjds2 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Nice. I had free wifi on the way to LA but it was super slow.
     
  14. wensleydale

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    Lucky, I've never been in an airplane, though on several occasions my horse has bucked and sent me flying.
     
  15. jayjds2

    jayjds2 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Almost the same thing :). Although twelve straight hours on the way to Oahu wasn't that fun...
     
  16. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    to get it started here's a questionaire for all applicants to fill in to join them up with appropriate partners.

    1) Name (may instead give your user-name, or favourite animal, or what you wish your parents had called you, or Justin)

    2) Age (be creative)

    3) Current status: A) single; B) married; C) wishes was single; D) don't know

    4) Which would you travel for: A) a soulmate; or B) a moon-rat

    5) Which of these best describes you: A) awesome; or B) not awesome

    6) Do you like zoos? Y/N
     
  17. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    7) What's your opinion on Meerkats? A) overrated; B) one of my favorite animals

    ~Thylo:cool:
     
  18. jayjds2

    jayjds2 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    8) is a mountain chicken a bird?
     
  19. bongorob

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    1) Name (may instead give your user-name, or favourite animal, or what you wish your parents had called you, or Justin)

    2) Age (be creative)

    3) Current status: A) single; B) married; C) wishes was single; D) don't know

    4) Which would you travel for: A) a soulmate; or B) a moon-rat

    5) Which of these best describes you: A) awesome; or B) not awesome

    6) Do you like zoos? Y/N

    7) What's your opinion on Meerkats? A) overrated; B) one of my favorite animals


    my answers

    1.BongoRob the Great

    2.58 unless you read this on, or after 19th Febuary, then it is 59 :p

    3.A (but I was married for a day last August) :D

    4.B

    5.A, without question

    6.Yes

    7.A

    Do I get a prize?
     
  20. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    you may do - you'll have to wait to see if anyone else matches up with your answers ;)