Zoo Jokes

04-10-2008

On a similar line:

A couple is visiting a zoo. Man noticed, that gorilla looked interested when wind blew woman's skirt. He says:
'Show him a bit more!'
Woman thinks, that may be fun, and shows gorilla her leg again. Gorilla jumps in excitement.
'Come on' - says the man - 'Show him some more!'
The woman looks around and puts hand in her cleavage. Gorilla hoots and starts swinging on the bars.
'Come on' - says the man - 'Show him some more!'
The woman looks around, opens her shirt and shows to the gorilla.
Gorilla is jumping all over the cage, breaking branches, moving rocks around. Then the man opens the cage, pushes the woman in and closes the door.
And says: 'And how tell him: Honey, I got a headache today!'.