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Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by bongorob, 11 Feb 2018.

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  1. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    My contribution.

    Dr Colin Groves is researching Lagomorphs, or to put it another way - he is splitting hares.
     
    bongorob, 11 Feb 2018
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    birdsandbats Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    What happened to the Leopard mirror?
     
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    birdsandbats Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Never mind. :)
     
    birdsandbats, 26 Feb 2019
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  4. Ebirah766

    Ebirah766 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Ebirah766 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I didn't know it's international frog day

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    Ebirah766, 21 Mar 2019
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  6. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Dassie rat, 27 Mar 2019
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  7. Ebirah766

    Ebirah766 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    the f l u f f y e a r s
     
    Ebirah766, 27 Mar 2019
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  8. Yi Qi

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    I didn't know @drill had a criminal record! Why didn't he tell us he was in prison?
     
    Yi Qi, 11 Apr 2019
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    jwer Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    Who said he got caught?
     
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  10. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Who said Drill is a mandrill?
     
    Dassie rat, 11 Apr 2019
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  11. KevinB

    KevinB Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I have no idea, but I think you can probably rest assured it would be something fowl.

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    Thunder Dungeon
     
    KevinB, 4 May 2019
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  12. ZooBinh

    ZooBinh Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    All I know is that that person was terribly lucky to see caracaras!
     
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  13. Jake

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    Here’s a good one.

    How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?

    Pull down your pants and show him your nuts...
     
    Jake, 13 May 2019
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  14. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Here are some riddles about New Zealand parrots?
    1. Where do they get their furniture?
    2. Who is their favourite singer?
    3. Where does she relieve herself?
     
    Dassie rat, 13 May 2019
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  15. ZooBinh

    ZooBinh Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    IKEA
    LADY KAKA
     
    ZooBinh, 13 May 2019
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  16. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Well done, ZooBinh. You got the first two right.
     
    Dassie rat, 13 May 2019
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  17. Hix

    Hix Wildlife Enthusiast and Lover of Islands 15+ year member Premium Member

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    3. The Kakapo?
     
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  18. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    That's right,, Hix.
     
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  19. ZooBinh

    ZooBinh Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    There is... The Nonsense Thread...
     
    ZooBinh, 16 May 2019
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  20. amur leopard

    amur leopard Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Nothing personal @Ebirah766, it's just I not think it should be a separate thread :)
     
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