Animal Jokes/Puns

I'll think of another group of animals.

 

What is the favourite Katy Perry song for herons and their relatives?

Ibissed a girl

 

What is the favourite Edith Piaf song for herons and their relatives?

Non, Je Ne Egret Rien

 

What is the favourite Ian Hunter song for herons and their relatives?

Once bittern, twice shy

 

What is the favourite Suzi Quattro song for herons and their relatives?

Pelican the can

 

This killed me

 

What is the favourite Placebo song for herons and their relatives?

Bittern End

 

What is the favourite piece of music by Bach for herons and their relatives?

Heron a G string

 

What is the favourite Beatles song for herons and their relatives?

Heroner Rigby

 

I thought it was “An Ardea’s night!”

 

What is the least favourite film for beavers?

The dam busters

 

And do mad beavers enjoy Psycho-Lodge-iCal thrillers?

 

Unless they solve the problem beaver the ending

 

What is the favourite Cockerel Chorus song for rodents?

Nice one, Squirrel

 

What is the favourite Genesis song for rodents?

Mara

 

What is the favourite Bob Merrill song for young rodents?

How much is that degu in the window?
The one with the fragile tail

 

What is the favourite Traffic song for rodents?

Vole in my shoe

 

Did Bugs Bunny get his name due to myxomatosis?

 

He's 81 years old so I'm not so sure. . . .

EDIT: Oh and he got is name because of one of the people working in the studio and the person who draw some of him, Ben, "Bugs" Hardaway.

 

Did you notice that Boris Johnson talked about Peppa Pig and forgot Porky Pig?