Have you had bad customer service at zoos? I am sure that we all have some funny stories to share. My most recent experience wasn't that bad in the grand scheme of things though: I was the first visitor in the queue at an Aussie zoo a few weeks ago and by extension, I was possibly the first visitor that the 'ticket lady' dealt with for the day. Me: Hi, good morning! She: How can I help you? (no smile, no eye contact) Me: One adult ticket please. She: That's $31.80. I paid, she didn't make eye contact, didn't say "you're welcome" when I said "thanks", I had to ask for a map, and she didn't say enjoy your visit. Not exactly the best welcome to the zoo! What are your stories?