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  1. CheeseChameleon1945

    CheeseChameleon1945 Well-Known Member

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    This is more of what I call, "a silly thread", more than anything, but it's actually a pretty interesting topic to discuss, etymology of animal names is quite intriguing and sometimes can be quite creative naming for certain species, or sometimes some of the laziest names for any animal. But some names can be quite peculiar.
    So what strange animal names come to mind?
    These names could be unrelated to the animals ecology at all, or could just be flat-out random.

    :Note that I'm talking about common names here, not Latin.

    Have fun!
     
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    does this count? Oh well.

    The Hellbender. It sounds like it be a bada*s reptile or something. But nope! It’s a salamander! Okay so... is it poisonous? Or venomous? Nope, just a salamander with a cool weird name.
     
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    If crazy animal names are what you want you may wish to look up a small Caribbean wrasse with the scientific name Halichoeres bivittatus...
     
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    Yellow-bellied sapsucker
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    The slippery dick (Halichoeres bivittatus)....... enough said
     
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    If we are talking about stupid name then Chachalaca comes to mind. I think it's just plain funny.
     
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    Mind you, have you ever tried explaining British Gulls to a non-birder? Herring Gulls have no particular connection with herrings, Black-headed Gulls have a brown or a white head, while if it has a black head it could be a Mediterranean Gull, not the most common gull in the Mediterranean or a Little Gull, which amazingly is actually small! Common Gulls are hardly ever the most abundant gulls, and any Iceland Gulls we get are visitors from Greenland! No wonder most people call them seagulls, although the true sea gull is the Kittiwake. Everyone following so far?
     
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    The guinea pig lives in South America and the Congo eel lives in North America
     
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    And of course Turkeys do not come from Turkey.
     
  11. CheeseChameleon1945

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    Oh I know about that one. :oops:
     
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    Weirdly enough the Invisible Rail is a species that I actually hadn't heard of, so I'm definitely going to do some reading on that bird.
     
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    Yes, names of Many animals can be Highly confusing, Reef fish for example have way to many names that don't really make sense. I can imagine this would be frustrating with gulls. :p
     
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    Hmmmmm I'm curious, what is the Etymology of the Name? Its never something that I really thought about for the genus Ortalis.
     
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    Of course It counts! Hellbenders are pretty cool, and really do sound like a badass Character. :)
     
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    Hawaiian happy face spider always brings me joy
     
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  17. CheeseChameleon1945

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    Yes, the Hawaiian happy faced spider is quite a delightful animal.
     
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    Rock-haunting Ringtail
    Screaming Hairy Armadillo
    Association Européenne pour l'Etude et la Conservation des Lémuriens' Sportive Lemur
    Acrobatic Cavy
    Unexpected Cotton Rat
    Destructive Pygmy Rice Rat
    Distinguished Oldfield Mouse
    Strange Big-eared Brown Bat
    Ultimate Shrew
    Yellow-bellied Sapsucker
    Pitta-like Ground-Roller
    Invisible Rail
    Inaccessible Rail
    Standard-winged Nightjar (the wings do not look standard!)
    Diabolical Nightjar
    Glowing Puffleg
    Swan Goose
    Northern Rough-winged Swallow
    Predicted Antwren
    Happy Wren
    Perplexing Scrubwren
    Growling Riflebird
    Oleaginous Hemispingus
    Superciliaried Hemispingus
    Fluffy-backed Tit-Babbler
    Rufous-tailed Plantcutter
    Sad Flycatcher
    Greater Pewee
    Strange-tailed Tyrant
    Uncertain Worm Lizard
    Moist Forest Anole
    Good Anole
    Lozenge-marked Bicycle-Dragon
    Lake Disappointment Dragon
    Horrible Spiny Lizard
    Bocourt's Terrific Skink
    Emo Skink
    Satanic Leaf-tailed Gecko
    Chicken Turtle
    Impressed Tortoise
    Mountain Chicken
    Problem Squeaker Frog
    Mini ature
    Mini mum
    Mini scule

    Hole-in-the-head Frog
    Confusing Rocket Frog
    Dyeing Poison Dart Frog
    Demonic Poison Dart Frog
    Pleasing Poison Dart Frog
    Salty Rocket Frog
    Piping Peeping Frog
    Dirty Rainfrog
    Pobblebonk
    Hellbender
    Hell Hollow Salamander
    Angry Worm Eel
    Unicorn Leatherjacket
    Humuhumunukunukuapua'a
    Snooty Wrasse
    Puddingwife
    Stripey
    Lighting-man Threefin
    Super Klipfish
    Red Terror
    Humpnose Bigeye Bream
    Fish Doctor
    Mouth Almighty
    Old Wife
    Real Bastard Trumpeter
    Atlantic Spiny Lumpsucker
    Abyssal Assfish
    Bloater
    Rasbora dies
    Dr. Fish
    Pineapple Fish
    Whalehead Dreamer
    Red-lipped Batfish
    Half-naked Hatchetfish
    Obese Dragonfish
    Gummy Shark
    Tasseled Wobbegong
    Genus Ittibittium
    Sportinggoods Tryonia
    Flamingo Tongue Snail
    Little Ass Cowry
    Uber Milk Moon Snail
    Desirable Flabellina
    Orange-peel Dorid
    Pikachu Nudibranch
    Jolly Green Giant
    Bus Stop Nudibranch
    California Bonfire
    Leaf Sheep
    Obese Pond Snail
    Ba humbugi
    Changeable Mantleslug
    Yam Babybody Snail
    Flower Vase Cock-eyed Squid
    Wonderpus
    Fatmucket
    Green Floater
    Spectaclecase
    Electric Fireclam
    Sorting Hat Spider (scientific name is Eriovixia gryffindori)
    Alien Butt Spider (AKA Outstanding Orbweaver)
    Sombrero Spider
    No-eyed Big-eyed Spider
    Sparklemuffin
    Queen-of-the-Huntsmen
    David Bowie Spider
    Stephen Colbert's Trapdoor Spider
    Barack Obama's Trapdoor Spider
    Mule Fat Blister Mite
    Wretched Olethreutes
    Deceptive Apotomis
    Ugly-nest Caterpillar Moth
    Exasperating Platynota
    Batman Moth
    Edible Monkey
    Hummingbird Hawkmoth
    Greater Death's Head Hawkmoth
    Restricted Demon
    Chocolate Demon
    Redundant Skipper
    Mountain Sandman
    Google-eyed Eighty-eight
    Neglected Eighty-eight
    Battling Glider
    Question Mark
    Pirate
    Orange-breasted Freak
    American Snout
    Sad Underwing
    White Witch
    Agreeable Tiger Moth
    Police Car Moth
    The Uncertain
    Slowpoke Moth
    Confused
    Grateful Midget
    The Clay
    Unknown Waistcoat
    The Brick
    The Chestnut
    Adorable Brocade
    Hologram Moth
    The Sorcerer
    Delightful Dagger
    Poetry Moth
    Joker
    Pikachu Moth
    Dwarf Pug
    Bad-wing Moth
    Flax Windowmaker
    Clara's Satin Moth
    Coffee-loving Pyrausta
    Donald Trump Moth
    The Lackey
    Drinker Moth
    Cephalonomia pinkfloydi
    Beewolf
    Aha ha
    Pison eu

    Unequal Cellophane Bee
    Dilemma Orchid Bee
    Sad Cuckoo Leafcutter Bee
    Miserable Mining Bee
    Grandfather's Wood Ant
    Cautious Ant
    Polistes instabilis
    Lucius Malfoy Wasp
    American Crudely-craved Warrior Beetle
    Moderately Smooth Warrior Beetle
    Black Clock
    Agra vation
    Agra cadabra
    Anophthalmus hitleri

    Odd Beetle
    Twice-stabbed Lady Beetle
    Diabolical Ironclad Beetle
    Pie-dish Beetle
    UFO Darkling Beetle
    Pleasing Fungus Beetle
    Gelae donut
    Gelae fish
    Gelae bean

    Slightly Musical Conehead
    Differential Grasshopper
    Black Friday
    Alarm Clock Squawker
    Ebony Boghaunter
    Yellow Fly of the Dismal Swamp
    Pieza pie
    Pieza kake
    Pieza rhea

    Hanging Thief
    Parastratiosphecomyia stratiosphecomyioides
    Mediterranean Shame-faced Crab
    Lawn Shrimp
    Killer Shrimp
    Baked Bean
    Ice Cream Cone Worm
    Disorderly-bristled Stumpy Earthworm
    Giant Thorny-headed Worm of Swine
    Fried Egg Jelly
    Headless Chicken Monster
    Bloodbelly Comb Jelly

    And the best one of them all:

























    Genus Anticlimax
     
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  19. CheeseChameleon1945

    CheeseChameleon1945 Well-Known Member

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    Thanks for the amazing list @birdsandbats! I have to say I've heard of quite a lot of those animals, but there are some I havent' and I can't wait to divulge farther into those fascinating species. Quite a long list, I would have had fun making that for sure.
     
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    Feel free to add on!
     
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