Craziest animal names.

Oh yeah, And the Endangered Lipstick goby.

 

3 from 1 genus only.
Happy chappie
Plain happy
Pretty happy

And 2 from another,
Black gem
Green gem

 

The Genus, Puck.

 

I’m going to go with the Reef Triggerfish’s Hawaiian name Humuhumunukunukuapua’a. Not that it’s stupid or silly it’s just long and a bit funny.

 

Pig butt worm
Blue-footed booby
Wahoo
Sweetlip swoose
Boops boops

The Bombay duck sounds like a normal animal name... until you learn it’s a fish.

 

Completely forgot about the Pigbutt worm!

 

This one isn’t crazy but it’s crazy long
Central African Slender-snouted Crocodile

 

What about the Bushtit. I learned about it on an EmKay video, The narrator, Jack began laughing uncontrollaby and actually began wheezing and hit the whistle note.

Here is the link to the video.

 

Bushtit is nothing, ever heard of the Great Tit?

 

Paridae is an entire family with ruffly 55 species called tits.

 

Wow so many tits...

 

Which the Bushtit is not part of.

 

Crazy long? Parastratiosphecomyia sphecomyioides

Exactly.

 

How about the Pacific Spiny Lumpsucker?

 

Can we umm, change the subject to something besides tits I'm getting a bit... uncomfotable.

 

Humuhumunukunukuapua’a is pretty long.

 

Or Lumpsuckers?

But of course.

 

Not really the typical name that I use for this species, but yes, Very long!

Alright, Bye all, I'm gonna turn in.

 

That can be very out of context.

another species:

White-Bellied Go-Away-bird

 

I actually prefer to use this name instead of the typical name. It's probably because I can say it without pausing or messing up, so it's a very easy way for me to assert my dominance, because the only other thing that would help me with this is the fact that I am sorta smart, and know a lot about animals.