A 24 year old dope has been charged with assault with a deadly weapon for throwing a 3-foot long American alligator through a drive through window at a Wendy's in Florida. I wish that this were only a made up scenario for a novel or movie, but it isn't. https://www.washingtonpost.com/news...-alligator-into-wendys/?tid=pm_national_pop_b
If you read the entire article, you can see (to no surprise) that his problems probably began at home. His mother is quoted in the article as saying it was a harmless prank and she thinks it's not that big of a deal.
I can't believe someone actually did this. It reminds me of an essay by Dave Barry about how crazy Florida is.
If the gater was bigger, I would've had no problem with it taking the mans arm off in the process. Hearing how this is in Florida, he probably got it from his own backyard!
Wait, I forget to mention that he should be charged with animal cruelty because it can't be nice to a Gator to throw it through the window. Sigh, I love Gators, I never fail to stop and see the one they have at Southwick's every time I go there.
