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  1. birdsandbats

    birdsandbats Well-Known Member

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    What is the funniest zoo sign you have seen? Not one meant to be funny, but one that made a stupid mistake? Here are two of my favorites:

    • Marmoset (With a picture of Africa on it!)
    • A sign with the common name listed simply as Porcupine, the scientific name reading Erethizon dorsatum, and the picture showing a Brazilian Prehensile-Tailed Porcupine. The cage had a Southern African Crested Porcupine in it.
     
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    Crocodiles of the World has excellent intentionally funny signs. The one that is not meant to be funny that comes to mind is at Dudley Zoo (though I appear to be the only person who finds it funny, which probably tells you everything you need to know about my sense of humour). There is a large and impressive sign pointing in one direction which says "Lions and lemur walkthrough". Maybe it's just me...
     
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    What if a banana could eat a monkey?
     
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    [​IMG] :)
     
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    Yeah, every zoo visitor should see an I Know My Wiggly Baden Baden!
     
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    Cage label at Islamabad Zoo many years ago 'Himalayan Black Beer'!
     
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    I always love this!
     
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    Bristol Zoo had a sign comparing the weight of a Mata mata turtle to Cheryl Cole, I think they both weighed the same... :p

    And Chester used to have an "Exit & Pass Out" sign, very appropriate after a summer's day walking around there! :p
     
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    This doesn't really count as a 'zoo sign' but I really don't think anything could ever top this
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    This one amuses me on a more cerebral level:

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    To clarify matters, it would have to be South Lakes that would have a sign indicating the way towards the exit which actually points *away* from the exit and back into the bulk of the collection :p
     
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    It's been many years since I was at the Edinburgh Zoo but I remember a sign, and of course this was long before iPods and such:

    "Thoughtful visitors will not play their radios in the park. Other visitors must not."
     
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    Woodland Park Zoo has a sign that says do not touch the Porcupine
     
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    I saw one on the internet that said "Don Not Punch The Llamas".
     
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    For me this is still one of the best of all times, especially for zoonerds:
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    It stands in Zurich.
     
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    Many years ago, London Zoo's gift shop had a sign for toy 'loins'.
     
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    Some of these are insane, and very funny!
     
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    This one at the National Zoo kills me. Zoos go so out of their way to make things kid appropriate, and then there's a large drawing of orangutan rape.


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