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Job Opening: Stooge Wanted

Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by Ituri, 25 Jul 2014.

  1. Ituri

    Ituri Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    I recently learned that TeaLovingDave has a stooge and decided that I could use one of my own. I currently have an opening for one part-time stooge. Qualifications:

    - Must agree with everything I say, regardless of whether or not it makes any sense.

    - Must not be funnier than I am, but it's okay if you just think you are.

    - Must be willing to work nights and weekends.

    - Must be able to manage my captive animal life lists, because it's too much work for me to bother with.

    Applicants please submit your resume or CV to [email protected]

    Thank you.
     
    Last edited: 25 Jul 2014
    Ituri, 25 Jul 2014
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  2. TeaLovingDave

    TeaLovingDave Moderator Staff Member 10+ year member

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    I'd be happy to offload mine onto you; he is American and thus can understand your strange ways :p
     
    TeaLovingDave, 25 Jul 2014
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  3. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Does this mean I'm fired?:eek::(

    ~Thylo:cool:
     
    ThylacineAlive, 25 Jul 2014
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  4. zoogiraffe

    zoogiraffe Well-Known Member

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    Looks that way,I have to say I am surprised its taken this long!!!
     
    zoogiraffe, 25 Jul 2014
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  5. Pootle

    Pootle Well-Known Member

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    He will meet a girl soon and TLD will get dropped like a baby giraffe from the womb.

    Until then.....:p


    Pootilio::cool:
     
    Pootle, 27 Jul 2014
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