Jokes and puns thread

This thread is for jokes or puns or anything amusing to get other Zoochatters laughing.

Yes I am already aware of this thread:Jokes Only a Zoochatter Would Understand but I believe there should be a thread for just normal jokes and puns that anyone (not just Zoochatters) will understand.

Here’s a joke to get this thread going:

 

I can think of many 'koalafications' for being a bear that a koala doesn't have.

 

It has 'koalafications', but not qualifications...

 

Welcome to 2019:

 

This one is hilarious

 

When you forget to feed the lion....

 

Iguana be a great thread

 

What happens when your dinner has friendship issues?

This:

 

I imagine the chip saying "And also, that's nacho cheese!"

 

Then the drink comes and says, ‘Soda ya think you guys can sort it out?’.

 

In which the chip responds "It's nacho business".

 

Then the Donut comes and says, “ I donut know why you guys are arguing”.

 

This is based on a true story.

How did the authorities know that Notre Dame's bees had survived the fire?

They used drones.

 

Just a funny one :

 

Have you heard about the little-known jaeger bird named after the ornithologist John Hobbs?

 

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

 

Was your grandfather named Richard?

 

Did you know a group of ferrets is called a business?

No wonder the economy stinks