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Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by Jambo, 31 Dec 2018.

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  1. Mr.Ivory

    Mr.Ivory Well-Known Member

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    Why are you always lion around
     
    Mr.Ivory, 27 Aug 2021
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    I am so sorry I posted that last joke. I didn't see that firs post about this being a non-animal joke thread because I was so eager to post the joke.
     
    iluvwhales, 12 Dec 2021
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    Why don't zoos keep topes and makos in caves?

    Shark Chasm will get you nowhere
     
    Dassie rat, 17 Jan 2022
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    What is a bullhead's favourite children's song?

    How much is that pogge in the window?
     
    Dassie rat, 17 Jan 2022
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  5. Dassie rat

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    Why has the Ukraine got lots of midges?

    They've been deployed by GNATO
     
    Dassie rat, 24 Jan 2022
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    Did you know that the Beatles enjoyed tending antelopes?

    I fed the gnus today - oh boy!
     
    Dassie rat, 27 Oct 2022
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    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Which Little Richard song do rails like?

    Cooti Frutti
     
    Dassie rat, 7 Dec 2022
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    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Which Joe Dolce song do ducks like?

    Shoveller your Face
     
    Dassie rat, 7 Dec 2022
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    What are the favourite singers of flies?

    Gnat King Cole and Midge Ure
     
    Dassie rat, 12 Sep 2023
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    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    How do greylag geese listen to missed calls?

    Via their anserphones
     
    Dassie rat, 27 Oct 2023
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