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  1. SivatheriumGuy

    SivatheriumGuy Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Ehem ehem... red-necked wallabies...
     
    SivatheriumGuy, 11 Dec 2019
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    There’s three things that are worse:

    1. Grown adults who call all Ring-tailed lemurs ‘King Julien.’

    2. Grown adults who sing ‘I like to move it, move it’ when they see a Ring-tailed lemur.

    3. Grown adults who do 1) and 2) in sequence.

    Note: the adults in 1) also refer to all Clownfish as ‘Nemo’, all Indo-Pacific surgeon fish as ‘Dory’ and all gorillas as ‘Harambe.’ African lions rotate between getting called ‘Simba’ and ‘Alex’ as the release/rerelease of movies dictate.
     
    Zoofan15, 11 Dec 2019
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  3. Luke da Zoo nerd

    Luke da Zoo nerd Well-Known Member

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    Oh my... CRINGE.
     
    Luke da Zoo nerd, 11 Dec 2019
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  4. Onychorhynchus coronatus

    Onychorhynchus coronatus Well-Known Member

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    :D Totally agree ...:eek:
     
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  5. birdsandbats

    birdsandbats Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    In the US in general. They aren't rare but they aren't common, either.
     
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  6. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Meerkats are insanely common in the US in general :p

    ~Thylo
     
    ThylacineAlive, 12 Dec 2019
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  7. Luke da Zoo nerd

    Luke da Zoo nerd Well-Known Member

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    Yes.
     
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    birdsandbats Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    [​IMG]
     
    birdsandbats, 17 Dec 2019
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  9. Cassidy Casuar

    Cassidy Casuar Well-Known Member Premium Member 5+ year member

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    Cassidy Casuar, 27 Dec 2019
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  10. SivatheriumGuy

    SivatheriumGuy Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    This meme has a lot of potential. Here my take, done fastly in paint:
    Sin título.png
     
    SivatheriumGuy, 28 Dec 2019
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  11. Ebirah766

    Ebirah766 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Zoo memes lol - Google Slides.png
     
    Ebirah766, 28 Dec 2019
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  12. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    But what average visitor wouldn't know what a piranha, penguin, hippo, hammerhead shark, octopus, and jellyfish are?

    ~Thylo
     
    ThylacineAlive, 28 Dec 2019
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  13. Junklekitteb

    Junklekitteb Well-Known Member

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    Doesn't matter if they know what they are, they will still either behave like they don't or call it weird things like Moto Moto...
     
    Junklekitteb, 28 Dec 2019
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    There are many people who think that the Portuguese man of war is a jellyfish,
     
    Dassie rat, 28 Dec 2019
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    FBBird Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    ....,..when it's actually a boat?
     
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    when they’re actually a siphonophore
     
    (Adsa), 28 Dec 2019
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  17. Junklekitteb

    Junklekitteb Well-Known Member

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    My local aquarium doesn’t have a local fish section.:p
     
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  18. Yi Qi

    Yi Qi Well-Known Member

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    What did the Leafs fan say about the Franklin Park Zoo?
    I can't tell you, as its too profane for this site.

    If you haven't guessed, I really hate Boston, if you must know. I'm a proud Torontonian, and I wouldn't be if I allowed it and those Bruins any mercy.
     
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    Yi Qi, 12 Jan 2020
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  19. TeaLovingDave

    TeaLovingDave Moderator Staff Member 10+ year member

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    Is it more than a feeling?
     
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  20. Yi Qi

    Yi Qi Well-Known Member

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    What does this phrase mean again?
     
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