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  1. Hipporex

    Hipporex Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I personally don't care for meerkats but I understand their value in zoos.

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  2. Onychorhynchus coronatus

    Onychorhynchus coronatus Well-Known Member

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    :rolleyes: o_O
     
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  3. HungarianBison

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  4. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    Note the discolouration of the finger though. Not every Australian animal is an immediate killer. In this species it kills humans by gripping a finger so tightly that eventually the blood supply gets cut off, the finger then dies and falls off, and some time later gangrene sets in and the victim dies. In some ways it is the worst of all Australian animals.
     
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  5. Hipporex

    Hipporex Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Hipporex, 24 Sep 2020
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  6. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Perhaps we should appreciate the risks taken by the characters in this programme:
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  7. Jake1508

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    It’s 2020
     
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  8. Jake1508

    Jake1508 Well-Known Member

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    No no he’s got a point.
     
    Jake1508, 24 Sep 2020
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  9. Jake1508

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    Idiot obviously doesn’t see the drop bear creeping up behind him!
     
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  10. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    I think this character looks like Boris Johnson's svengali, Dominic Cummings
     
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  11. Hipporex

    Hipporex Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    If you know, you know.

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    Hipporex, 24 Sep 2020
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    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    ThylacineAlive, 24 Sep 2020
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    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    John Aspinall to his son:
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    ~Thylo
     
    ThylacineAlive, 24 Sep 2020
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  14. Hipporex

    Hipporex Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Hipporex, 26 Sep 2020
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    :D Glad I haven’t been the only one playing Among Us...
     
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  16. Onychorhynchus coronatus

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    Hilarious ! Poor DA though
     
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    The Monterey Bay Aquarium (Monterey, California, U.S.A.) just announced in 2022 they'll open the world's first large-scale deep sea animal exhibit. (Major deep sea animal exhibit coming to MBA [Monterey Bay Aquarium]) In honor of this fantastic news, here are two memes.

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    (Not to mention they currently exhibit Laysan albatrosses and an ocean sunfish and have exhibited flapjack octopuses and freaking great white sharks.)
     
    Hipporex, 30 Sep 2020
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  18. ZPA

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    ZPA, 1 Oct 2020
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  19. CheeseChameleon1945

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    [​IMG] Above: Meerkats:
    Below: Banded mongoose:
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    CheeseChameleon1945, 2 Oct 2020
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  20. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Uuhhhh what Luka?

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    ThylacineAlive, 2 Oct 2020
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