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Jokes Only a Zoochatter Would Understand

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  1. birdsandbats

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    Scientists are still discovering new species. Why would species be hiding from us? This is probably why...

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    Tons of species are extinct before being known for science. Direct hunting is a minor cause of extinction and rarely affect severely a species. Habitat destruction is the major cause of species extinctions, followed by introduction of invasive alien species.
     
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    I know, but I was making a joke and jokes aren't always scientifically accurate
     
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    Direct hunting has been the cause of extinction for hundreds, if not thousands of species over time.

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    Ohhhh Jambo just used the F word. How dare you say the word "fence" on Zoochat. It's arguably the worst word you could use.
     
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    Need to build an Ark? I Noah guy.
     
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    I'm sorry, but this brings me to this conclusion: :p

    What's in worse condition? A roadside zoo or Brum's liver - just waiting for revenge on him -.

    I'm so sorry, I just had to :p:oops:
     
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    What will happen next

    1. Javan rhinos won’t become extinct
    2. Jake won’t talk about stoats in Australian zoos

    Post comments below.
     
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    Well, I personally don't like exhibit with bars, but sadly a lot of bad zoo does, making it unnatural.

    Wait, you're not talking about THAT kind of bar.....
     
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    Father: Son. You're old enough. I am going to tell you about the @birdsandbats

    Son: y-you mean the birds and the bees

    Father: What did I say?
     
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    When Arkive is closing in 4 days and no one seems to care.
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    Arkive is closing??
     
  18. birdsandbats

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    Sadly.
     
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    A message from Steve Irwin for Valentine's Day... Too soon?

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    (Stolen from Facebook, though from a page which has subsequently deleted it)
     
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    Good old Steve. He died the way he lived; with animals in his heart.