London zoo lied about gorilla escape

Good work with the spelling jab, really original. You'd make a great Zookeeper. Of course I hate the place. I've worked there for years and I know how it operates. I did just join today to release this fact.
I'm not going to get into any further discussions with you as you (a member of the public) only sees what ZSL wants you to see.

 

Well thus far you've not actually posted any counter argument save for your opinion in the opening post. This is the internet; you could be anyone from an actual keeper through to someone bored on a Sunday evening going to rile up a forum for some laughs.

And since your stance is counter to the established public facts the onus is indeed on you to present a counter argument and facts to support it.

 

Leave Aardwolf alone guys he's telling the truth, I also work there and he's telling the truth or at least some of it. On the day of the escape I was actually off that day but went in and met up with the male gorilla and popped down to Camden market for a quick coffee before beating him at a game of chess and then walking back up parkway with him to the zoo, we avoided helicopters and police snipers then I quickly got him in the back door before anyone could see.

 

Well only the Mail has helicopters and terror
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3836773/Armed-keepers-chase-Gorilla-escaped-London-Zoo.html

In fact only the Mail has smashed glass, helicopters and a psycho gorilla. That said the Mail has just been banned from Wikipedia for being "generally unreliable".

 

Well all news is Fake these days if it doesn't fit with what people want to believe!

 

I laughed way to hard at this .

 

Listen aardwolf. I'm not saying you don't work at the zoo, but this is the internet, and on the internet, anyone can say anything, just saying. Also, if the media knows, where are the reports? Surely this is big enough news for them to cover. If this is true (I am highly doubtful it is) and if your fellow "coworkers" see this, there goes your job.

 

Also, is there a reason you haven't given answers to Tauns questions? Your getting less and less credible by every post.

 

What I want to know is the dividing line between "fake news" and "alternative facts"

 

Now that is a very good question,I suppose it depends on which set of facts Donald Trump believes on the issue!

 

There are also certain legal proceedings still involved, which is why I haven't answered certain questions and why the press can't release it yet

 

I feel like you're making this up as you go. Surely you would have mentioned that in your first post knowing that people would ask questions. The reason that your making a huge deal over a topic that's many months old where no animals or humans were harmed is beyond me. There is a difference between lying and exaggerating. At least this thread has brought me some good laughs .

 

Silly tea loving Dave, didn't you hear him? He isn't getting into any more discussion with you because your the "general public".

 

Ok, you'll see.

 

I've missed this. It's been a while since we've had one of these. Aardwolf, did you choose your username because ZSL holds 1.1 of your namesake?

 

Whatever you say aardwolf .
So you never mentioned how you work in London but live Glasgow, explanation?