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Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by bongorob, 17 Jun 2016.

  1. lowland anoa

    lowland anoa Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    My 2016/17 predictions:
    Champions: Manchester United (obviously)
    Top four: Manchester United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Tottenham Hotspur
    Europa League: Everton and Manchester City
    Relegated: Watford, Burnley and Middlesbrough
     
  2. MagpieGoose

    MagpieGoose Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I don't imagine Stoke will get any points against Tottenham in the next game.. As a Tottenham fan I do hope we will come away with 3 points against Stoke. What Stoke really need is Jack Butland and Shaqiri to get back to winning ways
     
  3. AthleticBinturong

    AthleticBinturong Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Hes gone! well at least for the time being:p:D
     
  4. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    I am making a bet. If Stoke City stay up this season, I will adopt a meerkat.

    I am convinced they are already down.
     
  5. gentle lemur

    gentle lemur Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    Not sure whether to feel sorry for you or for the meerkat :rolleyes:

    Alan
     
  6. zoogiraffe

    zoogiraffe Well-Known Member

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    Well its an improvement of last time,he made a stupid bet,he had to adopt a Chimp,so this is atleast a 10% improvement on that piece of stupidity!:p
     
  7. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    You are the person I need to ask about the Championship zoogiraffe, see you there next August :p
     
  8. taun

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    Things can change, you haven't played Liverpool yet.

    We gift teams goals....:(
     
  9. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    At least Stoke are consistent, conceeding 4 goals in every home game. :p


    If by any chance people say I must adopt a meerkat at the end of the season, I will decline on the grounds of insanity.:D
     
  10. AthleticBinturong

    AthleticBinturong Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    I think if you can get bony scoring and arnautovic, shaqiri and bojan doing something yous should finish mid table..:cool:
     
  11. AthleticBinturong

    AthleticBinturong Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    BongoRob cmon palace 2-0 and only 18 minutes gone:D
     
  12. taun

    taun Well-Known Member

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    Going to be a long season for BongoRob!
     
  13. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    Stoke have conceded four goals in six of their last 11 Premier League games.

    Stoke are down already.
     
  14. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    So here is my prediction for Stoke City v West Bromwich Albion

    Stoke lo lose by four goals to nil.

    Stoke to be denied two penalties, seen by everyone in the ground apart from Martin Atkinson.

    West Bromwich Albion to score from a penalty that no one in the ground saw apart from Martin Atkinson.

    The other three goals for the visitors were all deflections off the referee, who just happened to be standing in the way of the ball.

    Joe Allen and Giannelli Imbula sent off for offences seen by no one apart from Martin Atkinson.
     
  15. Pootle

    Pootle Well-Known Member

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    1-1 compared to the above must be a champagne moment! tough luck conceeding late though:(
     
  16. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    not so much tough luck as poor defending yet again :p

    Still I bet no other team increased their points haul by 100% today..
     
  17. taun

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    Chin up bongorob, Hull are awful. :p So not the Hull I have seen play before.

    And Sunderland are awful, so just need to play better than those two and one other team.
     
  18. Cat-Man

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    I'll buy every zoochatter an annual pass to the collection of their choice if Arsenal don't finish top four.
     
  19. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    I think they will.
     
  20. bongorob

    bongorob Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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    Stoke fans evolve into pessimists.

    Honestly,

    If Stoke were 10-0 up with a minute to go, most fans would expect them to lose 11-10. :D