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Source: https://ifunny.co/picture/9NFu1A4p8 “Three drops of this potion and Mr Spooky himself would spill his darkest secrets.” - Severus Snape (Source: Harry Potter).
I must admit replacing Voldemort with Mr Spooky in any HP quote never fails to give me a laugh: We both know Mr Spooky has ordered the Malfoy boy to murder me. But should he fail, I should presume Mr Spooky will turn to you. You must be the one to kill me, Severus. It is the only way. Only then will Mr Spooky trust you completely. Source: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.
https://m.facebook.com/1281550288619558/photos/a.1282043531903567/1282043248570262/?type=3&_se_imp=15BL3Rfe8TrQzi65 Funny fox Memes
Tall people will get this (edit: so will short and medium people): 19 Giraffe Memes To Make You Die Laughing https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/gyszm7/giraffe_do_be_chonky/
To be fair, Beef consumption is a problem in the U.S... But yes it is funny. (Note I don't allign with PETA in any way).