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  1. Zoofan15

    Zoofan15 Well-Known Member

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    Ostrich offered Darth Vader and inhaler an he swallowed it whole, displaying no evidence of party manners.
     
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    It was a breath of fresh air
     
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    Darth Vader decided to join some gerenuks to celebrate that this is my 2500th post.
     
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    Everyone gave the gerenuks a 'birthday like' and 'birthday kick'; the former of which was better received than the latter.
     
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    He whipped out his lightsaber and engaged in a friendly duel with the Gerenuks.
     
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    The duel was friendly; the fire wasn't.
     
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    The Gerenuk’s were very skilled in shooting; but Vadar excelled in deflecting the bullets.
     
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    They reached a ceasefire when asked to think about a piece of clothing they could all wear.
     
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    The Gerenuk’s wanted to wear skirts.
     
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    Donkey was in Duisburg
     
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    He was searching for some Deer to wear his Suprised Donkey A-line dresses.
     
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    The deer however knew of this and decided to hide in the World's Largest IKEA.
     
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    But they couldn’t hide from a few Killer Whales with legs, who used their echolocation to find the Deer.
     
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    The killer whales had no IDea where they were
     
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    The world's largest IKEA was, surprisingly, abandoned. All the furniture remained, but the people were gone.
     
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    The furniture learned to do wooden acting
     
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    The furniture performed several plays; including, but not limited to My fair ladle, A Midsummer’s Nightstand, Much Ado About Ottoman and A Dresser named Desire.
     
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    During a performance of "The Sound of Music", they sang "High on a hill stood a Swedish meatball"