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Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by ThylacineAlive, 30 Oct 2012.

  1. birdsandbats

    birdsandbats Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I don't really like the movie. It was okay, but not something I have any interest in seeing again.
     
  2. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    After an absolute age, @ThylacineAlive's "Alphabet Aerobics All About Animals" again appears anew!


    D. Dolphins dare dogfish to dine on the dung beetle.

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  3. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    E. Elephants elect electric eels to eradicate the earwigs.

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    Emus are nice? Ah of course you are from New Zealand.
     
  5. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Foxes frighten fireflies fleeing frozen Finland
     
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    Diary Of A Wimpy Kid is the greatest movie trilogy.

    Except for The Long Haul, we do not talk about The Long Haul.
     
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    Not really a trilogy but Breaking bad,El camino and Better call saul is unquestionably the best "trilogy" in cinematography ever.
     
  8. Lota lota

    Lota lota Well-Known Member

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    What if you gave them a fertilized egg embryo and they ate it?
    Would understand the chickens if they did it though,it's pretty good.:p
     
  9. Jambo

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    I think you've forgotten the original Star Wars movies.;)
     
  10. Dassie rat

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    It was a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
     
  11. dillotest0

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    I tried =P
    Anyone up for G?
     
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    I have some news from a friend when he went to go visit Mexico. This might prove useful to my fellow mole enthusiasts.

    He understands my lust for these animals with a subterranean nature. He as walking around Baja on a hike, he was joined with his girlfriend. She has family from the area, and they taught her everything. How to cook, how to clean, how to love, she does it all. They had decided to have a picnic out there among the cactus and the shrubs. He told me she’s an expert in tortilla chips as well - better than any you’ve had! They had finally found a nice spot to sit and settle and lay the picnic blanket down. They took out all of their food, got all set up. Have you ever had Mexican beer before? It’s something you have to try. It’s not good but I suggest you give it a whirl. Anyways, all of their food and drinks were out. Now, if you have ever been down to Baja, you know that the weather can be a bit windy, even in a desert! Well, the wind picked up and the food started to go all over the place. Chips went flying, the dip too! Beer all over the place. It wasn’t pretty.

    My buddy was angry - he was pissed! All this good food, all this effort wasted. He started screaming, where did it all go? Where is the dip? Where do I go to find it?

    The girlfriend responded,
    “Walk a mole way!”
     
  13. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    This wasn't the sentence for F though.
     
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    dillotest0 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    F - Fossa fossana frolicking fascinates fierce female frogmouths.
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    G - Gharial gatherings gouge out gibbon groupings grooming garfish.
    Anyone up for H ?
     
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    H - Hedgehogs and hairy frogs say hello to hyenas hauling hammerheads from Hispaniola.
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    I - Iguanas irrationally irritate irate ibises.
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    J - Jackals jokingly juggle jerboas judged by jaguars.
     
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    Kudus know kudos kills kangaroos' karate
     
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    Leopards laughingly lug lemurs' lost luggage
     
  18. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    I don't think you understand how this works...
     
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    K - Kangaroo kids kayaking with kaleidoscopes kill the kookaburra.
     

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    L - Lions lying laid out the laughingthrush losing lots of lima beans.
     

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