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The Nonsense Thread

Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by ThylacineAlive, 30 Oct 2012.

  1. TeaLovingDave

    TeaLovingDave Moderator Staff Member 10+ year member

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    I just hope the egg being incubated by @Swampy doesn't look like this:

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  2. wensleydale

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    Yes Yes, do keep us posted.

    I'm being reminded now of that episode of the Simpsons where Bart hatches those bird eating lizards.
     
  3. LaughingDove

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    I just came across this really funny video. I don't think an explanation is required, just watch it.

     
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    lintworm Well-Known Member 15+ year member

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  5. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Any updates on the egg sac? :p

    ~Thylo
     
  6. Swampy

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    sadly it hardened, shrivelled up and went mouldy without ever revealing it's occupants.
     
  7. Coelacanth18

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    Raising kids is hard.
     
  8. Swampy

    Swampy Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    oh i know, i've raised many gecko, snake & insect babies :p I was kinda looking forward to some Acid-spitting banana death scorpions, though.
     
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    Sounds like my sex life at Uni back in the 90's
     
  10. ThylacineAlive

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    Shriveled up and moldy or raising kids? ;)

    ~Thylo
     
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    I'm not sure which of those sounds worse... I think they come out even for me.
     
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    pachyderm pro Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    So I just spent 2 hours of my life going through all 69 pages of this thread... I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed :D.
     
  13. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    I do that sometimes. The rambling Zoo Cafe threads are always the most interesting and amusing.

    And to think that this 69 (oo-er) page thread was started just ten days after he joined by an over-enthusiastic, probably-hepped-up-on-goofballs, stuck-inside-in-a-blizzard teenager. This shall be his legacy long after the nuclear fallout has destroyed civilisation.
     
  14. FunkyGibbon

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    Getting egg all over your banana?
     
  15. Swampy

    Swampy Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    it makes me feel so old that this thread began 5 years ago.
     
  16. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    I joined Zoochat ten years ago. That was back when computers were the size of Morris Minors and zoos had free entry if you brought a dog or cat to feed to the lions. True story.
     
  17. Azamat Shackleford

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    I'm gonna be that guy: I pray to Harambe every night and I will pray for the egg that didn't make it
     
  18. Chlidonias

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  19. Swampy

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    Oh, that's why they're such a destructive invasive species! It all makes sense now!
     
  20. LaughingDove

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    I joined ZooChat three years ago today. I'm not sure whether to pleased or horrified that I've been on this forum for so long.
     
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