The Nonsense Thread

Goats, disguising themselves as humans and infiltrating zoo sites? you've goat to be kidding me! That's totally unbillyvable!

 

Could Macaw16 be Mark Hor, 16?

 

For all I know, I could be TheWailaIbex!

 

Do you like the music of Bob Marley and the Walias? No walrus, no cry.

 

Unfortunately, I do not baalieve in such a group.

 

Goatimundi was confused with a member of Kid Creole and the Coconuts.

 

*insert baaa-d Capridae pun*

~Thylo

 

How many lorikeet walkthrough exhibits called 'Lorikeet Landing' are there? Is there some sort of unspoken pact that all lorikeet walkthroughs must be given this name? Is it some kind of a cult?

 

It's probably less confusing than Lory Park and easier to say than Red Lory, Yellow Lory.

 

I don't care what they're called I just want some more interesting lories..

~Thylo

 

The UK should have the Land of Hopang lory.

 

Maybe there's a global conspiracy run by a shadowy organisation to keep those more interesting lories from us. a kind of...illoriminati.

 

I think they're based somewhere in Spain

~Thylo

 

Several zoos exhibit the slow and slender lories.

 

Those do not land quite as well though.

 

but they're good at holding onto visitors.

 

More of a dull thud than the swoosh of wings.

 

While googling various Cercopithecus species, I came across a very....interesting image that seems to show a Hamlyn's monkey with VERY oversized, very unnerving eyes- It's one of the first images that comes up when you search for 'Hamlyn's Monkey' on google images. can anyone confirm; Is it photoshop, or is the primate that will inevitably now haunt my nightmares actually real?

 

You mean this one?:

 

It seems I forgot to attach the image to my post, but that is indeed the one.