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Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by ThylacineAlive, 30 Oct 2012.

  1. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    This is a little hard to do when you can't tell what a lot of the zoos are :p

    ~Thylo
     
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    Is this taken in Zao fox village?
     
  3. Yoshistar888

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    I have no idea.
    I guess most of you wont get the joke though, but even without getting it it's still hilarious.

    @birdsandbats might know it.
     
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    Know what? I'm confused.
     
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    Do you mean the Smash Bros. reference? That video sure looks like No Items Fox Only Final Destination.
     
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    Yep. 20XX.

    But it's funny even if you disregard the melee memes.
     
  7. ZooBinh

    ZooBinh Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    This IS the nonsense thread, so....

    What is the square root of rectangle, considering the sea lions haven't left the rock?

    If you can come up with an answer for this, then you must be congratulated :p.
     
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    27 to the power of a blue waxbill.
     
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    I actually got 27, but to the power of Gouldian Finch.
     
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    No, you see, sea lion=water=blue:p
     
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    Ah, I got my calculations wrong.

    I thought water=blue=reflection (from sun)=light=rainbow
     
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    Somewhere over the water=blue=reflection (from sun)=light=rainbow
     
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    So a duck walks into a bar
    the barkeep asks “you want the usual”
    the duck responds with “quack”
    the barkeep says “sorry we’re out of the usual”
    the duck says “quackity quack”
    the barkeep says “tell me a joke”
    the duck tells the joke like this “quack quack quack quack quackity quackty”
    the barkeep asks “whats the punch line”
    the duck says “this joke has no punchline”
     
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    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    The barkeep felt the joke wasn't what it was quacked up to be, so gave the duck a big bill.
     
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    And then he waddled away (waddle waddle waddle) till the very next day!
     
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    :D:DI'm unsure, but I think grapes and lemon are used in fruit punch?
     
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    I was laying in bed last night and instead of getting sleep in preparation for my two final exams today, instead I made "Alphabet Aerobics All About Animals". It's rather silly, but this is the thread for that so enjoy my sleep deprived insanity! Everyone feel free to create your own versions as well :)

    A. Aardvarks analyzing anteaters are antagonizing angry alligators.
    B. Beavers build barriers, be aware of bears and bison.
    C. Cavies carving caves out are catering to cavefish.
    D. Dolphins dare dogfish to dine on the dung beetle.
    E. Elephants elect electric eels to eradicate the earwigs.
    F. Fossa fossana frolicking fascinates fierce female frogmouths.
    G. Gharial gatherings gouge out gibbon groupings grooming garfish.
    H. Hedgehogs and hairy frogs say hello to hyenas hauling hammerheads from Hispaniola.
    I. Iguanas irrationally irritate irate ibises.
    J. Jackals jokingly juggle jerboas judged by jaguars.
    K. Kangaroo kids kayaking with kaleidoscopes kill the kookaburra.
    L. Lions lying laid out the laughingthrush losing lots of lima beans.
    M. Mangabeys maniacally mismanaging the mindrill's movie makes monstrous manatees maneuver mango money.
    N. Narwhals narrowly needed numbats to name the nightingale Neil Neeson.
    O. Oh look, octopus ovulating owlets in an occasional octangle overlooking Overloon's orangutans.
    P. Persian pronghorns pushing Prussian pandas past party partridges pouring porridge.
    Q. Quetzals questing for quagga questioning.
    R. Rattlesnakes rustling restless Russian rhinoceros.
    S. Saigas sighing submit to suicide, sightings send sanderlings spiraling to sightseeing sand sharks.
    T. Tiger tall tales take a toll on topi tallies, tenrecs tear apart tangerines for thylacines.
    U. Undeniable uakari makes uncalled for comments to unbelieving umbrellabirds.
    V. Vaquita vanishes valiantly vying for vain vangas to veil variable viscachas.
    W. Wombats worrying with wallaroos wander without wolves within winter weather withhold wallowing warblers, word.
    X. Xenial Xerus x-ray xenophobic xeroxes of Xenopeltis xylophones.
    Y. Yuhinas yodeling at young yellow yaks.
    Z. Zealous zebras zigzagging in New Zealand zest for zorros.

    I hope you enjoyed this. I had fun coming up with it.

    ~Thylo
     
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  18. ZooBinh

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    I want to see someone draw these into scenes :p
     
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    Good luck with the exams!

    I knew thylacine would slip into them somehow :)
     
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    You: Northern California
    Me, an intellectual: Banding code for Northern Cardinal