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  1. Zoofan15

    Zoofan15 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Somebody asks three questions and then somebody else answers them and provides three questions of their own for the next person.

    The questions (and answers) should be brief i.e. no more than a sentence long, and can be as off the wall as you like.

    Each person, before writing their three questions, must name the LOCATION that all three questions relate to (e.g. a supermarket, a school, a concert).

    Each set of questions should be considered independent of each other (i.e. you don't have to follow the theme/location of the previous post unless you want to).

    Each post should follow the format:

    Answer:

    Your Three Questions:

    I will provide an example below (see post #3):
     
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  2. Zoofan15

    Zoofan15 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    The Zoo:

    1. What has escaped?

    2. How did it escape?

    3. How are people reacting?
     
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  3. Zoofan15

    Zoofan15 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Answer:

    1. A full grown African lion

    2. The boy scouts saw a chance for a good deed and let it out

    3. They're reacting with complete indifference and upon being told, resumed their normal activities

    The School:

    1. What is today's homework assignment?

    2. Why did half the class get detention?

    3. What colour is the teacher's hair?
     
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  4. birdsandbats

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    1. To eat fish.

    2. They were members of PETA.

    3. Macaroni and Cheese

    The Hospital:
    1. What is the patient's name?
    2. What is the patient in for?
    3. Where is the patient's cell phone?
     
  5. Zoofan15

    Zoofan15 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Answer:

    1. Dinosaur, Barney The

    2. The fun of it

    3. On the summit of Mount Everest

    The Concert:

    1. Who is playing?

    2. What is the weather like?

    3. Why did the concert go on for 10 hours?
     
  6. birdsandbats

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    1. A band of napkins.
    2. Literally raining cats and dogs.
    3. One of the napkins had to go to the bathroom for 9 hours and 59 minutes.

    McDonald's:
    1. Why is McDonald's out of Big Macs?
    2. Who is responsible?
    3. What are they selling now?
     
  7. Zoofan15

    Zoofan15 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Answer:

    1. Dairy Cattle have overnight turned to cannibalism

    2. Peppa Pig

    3. Hot air balloons

    A Star Wars Movie:

    1. Who is furious beyond reason?

    2. What is the reason?

    3. Which character will play the hero/save the day?
     
  8. TheGerenuk

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    1. A relatively unknown character.

    2. He was tired of seeing everyone mock him.

    3. A not-so-talented sea otter.

    The Store

    1. What does the store sell?

    2. Who was the store's most notable patron?

    3. To what group does the store try to reach to?
     
  9. Zoofan15

    Zoofan15 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Answer:

    1. Chocolate buttons.

    2. An African Elephant.

    3. People who are not African Elephants.

    The Cinema:

    1. What movie is playing?

    2. Why is the writing on the screen so small only an ant can read it?

    3. What did everyone go to the lobby at intermission?
     
  10. Dassie rat

    Dassie rat Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Answer
    1. Antz
    2 Only ants need to read the subtitles
    3 Only red wood ant language was used on the subtitles

    Singapore
    1 Which politicians were there?
    2 What were they talking about?
    3 Which animal collection did they visit?
     
  11. birdsandbats

    birdsandbats Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    1. Classified.
    2. No one is sure.
    3. Zoo Miami

    Hetay Igpay Arnbay
    1. Owhay amayny igspay are heretay?
    2. Hatway are hetay igspay oingday?
    3. Why did everyone stop speaking pig latin?