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Discussion in 'Speculative Zoo Design and Planning' started by Grace4564, 24 Feb 2015.

  1. Junior Friendly

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    Yes they had a problem with the blue whale, its keepers noticed a strange noise coming from its insides, puzzled they called the vet. He could not get to the bottom of it so decided at great risk to go inside the whale to find out. On entering he discovered Michael Ball singing a selection of Andrew LLoyd Webber songs, "What are you doing in her Michael" asked the vet astounded. "What's the problem said Mr. Ball "Everyone sings in Whales" the old ones are the best:)
     
  2. BedildaSue

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    Dodo birds, triceratops, and giant ground sloths.
     
  3. savethelephant

    savethelephant Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Well, good thing this is already in the fantasy forum:p
     
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  4. Johnny Morris.

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    Now you are just being silly.:p
     
  5. lowland anoa

    lowland anoa Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Are you being for real? This is a modern zoo not a zoo dating back to 1300AD :confused::eek:
     
  6. Johnny Morris.

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    Whooooooooshhhhhh. Straight over your head.
     
  7. Junior Friendly

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    Of coarse if this new collection does not exactly pan out as anticipated and does not live up to the expectations of the paying visitors they could always hire a dozen animatronic dinosaurs, the sight of them hissing and growling would perhaps take their mind of the fact that there were not as many living animals in this zoo as there should be:)
     
  8. Gforrestersmith

    Gforrestersmith Well-Known Member

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    Are you really making a zoo?