Well KevinVar is one, you and Dave can work out between you who's furthest removed from the English language! "Fush & chups" or "Haway the lads"? To be honest I've never been able to tell a Kiwi from an Ozzie by accent but apparently you can't say fish and chips. It's not me being racist, I'm just following stereotypes!
I know they're not, I was trying to make light of my inability to finish the crossword by taking out my frustration on those who have beaten me! Let's call it a micro aggression!
oh right. That was one of the later ones I got, but it's obvious once you get it. I just kept thinking of James Bond (which you should not do...).
Here are the answers. ACROSS 1 Photo specialist from Ohio (he likes a vignette) (8) MOEBELLE 3 Mobula or Satanoperca? (9) DEVILFISH 6 see 10 Across 8 see 15 Across 10 & 6 Across Related to the elephant (6,3) DASSIE RAT 12 & 21 Across Tall bird (5,5) SARUS CRANE 13 & 18 Across Song and dance ape (5,6) FUNKY GIBBON 15 & 8 Across South African speedster (5,7) KAROO CHEETAH 16 & 7 Down Dark diver (5,6) BLACK DUIKER 18 see 13 Across 19 He knows more than he can tell (3,7) ZOOGIRAFFE 21 see 12 Across 25 Island hopper (3) HIX 26 & 40 Down Dry country guide (7,6) ARIZONA DOCENT 28 Named after a parasite (8) LINTWORM 29 Well travelled photographer (5) TOMEK 31 The animal's head gardener (3,5,3) ZOOPLANTMAN 33 see 30 Down 35 More Experiences than Jimi Hendrix (6) MIGDOG 37 Summer plumage for 43 Down (6) SHORTS 39 see 14 Down 40 see 42 Down 41 L'homme au Camellia sinensis (1,1,1) TLD 45 A useful card (3) SIM 46 & 17 Down Soldier bird (5,8) VOGELCOMMANDO 47 Cool 'cat' or hot drink? (5) TODDY 49 Funny toes (10) ZYGODACTYL 51 & 4 Down Scarily rare (5,5) JAVAN RHINO 52 In the heart of Africa (5) ITURI 53 Fairy blue? (1,1,4) FBBIRD 54 Mr M's first location (10,3) SHAVINGTON ZOO DOWN 2 CA lady (5) BETSY 3 & 44 Down Oriental image maker (4,6) DEER FOREST 4 see 51 Across 5 ZSL bear cub (7) PIPALUK 7 see 16 Across 9 & 32 Down Striped survivor? (9,5) THYLACINE ALIVE 11 see 33 Down 14 & 39 Across From the shore of Lake Michigan (9,3) MILWAUKEE MAN 17 see 46 Across 20 In memory of a mother orang (5) GIGIT 22 Tiny lad (7) NANOBOY 23 A flying kiwi? (10) CHLIDONIAS 24 see 42 Down 27 His zoo? (6) ZOOISH 30 & 33 Across Might support Holland or Blackpool (6,6) ORANGE PERSON 31 Almost maize (3) ZIA 32 see 9 Down 33 & 11 Down The champion the 'old school' (7,6) PARROTS ANDREW 34 Short Midlander (4) BRUM 36 & 24 Down Mr Aston Martin? (5,5) DAVID BROWN 38 Rather wet and boggy (6) SWAMPY 40 see 26 Across 42 & 40 Across Coo! Found from Africa to India! He-he! (8,4) LAUGHING DOVE 43 Drummer man? (5,3) BONGOROB 44 see 3 Down 48 Sounds like a boat, to some people (5) BATTO 50 What a big pigeon! (5) GOURA I hope no-one is too frustrated by seeing these answers. I was pleased that so many people had a go. I will post a pdf version in the Resources area as well.
Now that the answers are posted, you ought to explain that Mr. M clue for #54 because I still have no idea how that relates to the answer.
Mr M is a reference to George Mottershead, who opened his animal collection in Shavington to the public, before he bought Oakfield House and opened Chester Zoo, see George Mottershead Biography - Founder of Chester Zoo. The nice thing about a crossword like this is that all the answers are in our list of members (except for SIM and TLD, strictly speaking), and of course, you have three letters of the answer from the Down clues. I think it's also nice to have a little insight into some of our usernames.
I'm sorry you didn't get it. I realised that this was one of the harder clues and I could have made it easier by putting in the name Mottershead but there's no point in compiling a crossword or a quiz which just has easy clues. That's no fun for the compiler and not much satisfaction for the contestants either. I hope you got all the others right - especially 34 Down
I did, it was one of the first I got because I'm that vain! On a more serious note, I thoroughly enjoyed this crossword and I raise my hat to you GL for putting the time, effort and brain power in to your quizzes. Thanks for the entertainment. Hope your break isn't for too long!