Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by pachyderm pro, 2 Feb 2018.
Man at exotic pet shop - ‘ how many stoats would you like sir?
Me - ‘ yes’
The best way to destroy an enemy's computer:
Search London zoo on Zootierliste and turn on former holdings
Now this is a good joke
Fun ! :
Or crazy fans drooling over both of those?
Can I choose "none" as an answer?
To me Meerkats are somewhat exiting, they aren't too common around here. They're certainly better than Black-tailed Prairie Dogs.
Uhh... Meerkats are the most common things I have seen in zoos. What do you mean "They aren't to common around here"? Do you mean your home state/zoo?
Ehem ehem... red-necked wallabies...
This joke will only make sense if you are familiar with classical music. (And yes, I will require a reply). Why did Mozart get rid of the Domestic chickens at the Lincoln Park zoo?
There’s three things that are worse:
1. Grown adults who call all Ring-tailed lemurs ‘King Julien.’
2. Grown adults who sing ‘I like to move it, move it’ when they see a Ring-tailed lemur.
3. Grown adults who do 1) and 2) in sequence.
Note: the adults in 1) also refer to all Clownfish as ‘Nemo’, all Indo-Pacific surgeon fish as ‘Dory’ and all gorillas as ‘Harambe.’ African lions rotate between getting called ‘Simba’ and ‘Alex’ as the release/rerelease of movies dictate.
Oh my... CRINGE.
Totally agree ...
Does anyone want to hear the answer?
Go ahead , I'm curious
Because the chickens kept saying "Bach Bach Bach".
(Get it?) It's corny I know.
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