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Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by pachyderm pro, 2 Feb 2018.

  1. Dassie rat

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    Have you seen Marianne walkin' away?
     
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    As passionate American sports fan I can also say that I really hate Boston.
     
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    That being said as a 76ers fan Toronto also is a name filled with hate
     
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    I come from Toronto :(
     
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    I don't know if this goes here, but on my recent visit to the zoo, a father asked his son about the leopards, calling them tigers, and his son corrected him, telling him they were cheetahs. In my head I was thinking 'your father was more right':D
     
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    :D:D:D
     
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    "I don't like the new exhibit at Beauval. It seems to be falling apart."

    "What did you expect from the Termite House?"
     
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    Screenshot_2020-04-07 The Whole Family Will Have A Blast At This Unique Petting Zoo In Michigan.png This more "so bad you have to laugh." Screenshot from an actual tourism website.
     
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    It looks just like the entrance to half of the zoos I've visited.
     
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    When you have a Bird of paradise photo and want to save it in computer:

    Normal people: .jpeg/ .jpg file
    Me, an intellectual: .png
     
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    Two males?
     
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    I used to be that member... now I hardly post about them.
     
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    KevinB Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    It is true that the fantasy zoos forum has been very active during the first peak of the coronavirus pandemic, when zoos were closed almost everywhere.
     
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    I'd say they've been very active (moving at a fast post pace) the past 2 years, I dont know about before then.
     
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    Coelacanth18 Well-Known Member Premium Member 5+ year member

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    @ZooBinh is correct, that forum has seen rapidly rising activity for about 2 years now. In one of the graphs on this page (ZooChat is 16 years old!) (35/post #43, second graph), you can see the Fantasy Zoos line begins an upward ascent at the beginning of 2018 and starts spiking in mid-2018. Could also be true that the pandemic and closures have increased its activity even further; also potentially true that it's just more noticeable now because the pandemic has caused a decline in other forums.
     
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