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Discussion in 'Zoo Cafe' started by pachyderm pro, 2 Feb 2018.

  1. Jake

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    Man at exotic pet shop - ‘ how many stoats would you like sir?
    Me - ‘ yes’
     
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    The best way to destroy an enemy's computer:

    Search London zoo on Zootierliste and turn on former holdings
     
  6. Ebirah766

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    Now this is a good joke
     
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  8. Luke da Zoo nerd

    Luke da Zoo nerd Well-Known Member

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    What's better:
    Meerkats
    Ringtail lemurs
    Or crazy fans drooling over both of those?:p
     
  9. Onychorhynchus coronatus

    Onychorhynchus coronatus Well-Known Member

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    Can I choose "none" as an answer?
     
  10. Luke da Zoo nerd

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    He he..:):p:D;)
     
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    To me Meerkats are somewhat exiting, they aren't too common around here. They're certainly better than Black-tailed Prairie Dogs.
     
  12. Luke da Zoo nerd

    Luke da Zoo nerd Well-Known Member

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    Uhh... Meerkats are the most common things I have seen in zoos. What do you mean "They aren't to common around here"? Do you mean your home state/zoo?
     
  13. SivatheriumGuy

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    Ehem ehem... red-necked wallabies...
     
  14. Luke da Zoo nerd

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    This joke will only make sense if you are familiar with classical music. (And yes, I will require a reply). Why did Mozart get rid of the Domestic chickens at the Lincoln Park zoo?
     
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    There’s three things that are worse:

    1. Grown adults who call all Ring-tailed lemurs ‘King Julien.’

    2. Grown adults who sing ‘I like to move it, move it’ when they see a Ring-tailed lemur.

    3. Grown adults who do 1) and 2) in sequence.

    Note: the adults in 1) also refer to all Clownfish as ‘Nemo’, all Indo-Pacific surgeon fish as ‘Dory’ and all gorillas as ‘Harambe.’ African lions rotate between getting called ‘Simba’ and ‘Alex’ as the release/rerelease of movies dictate.
     
  16. Luke da Zoo nerd

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    Oh my... CRINGE.
     
  17. Onychorhynchus coronatus

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    :D Totally agree ...:eek:
     
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  18. Luke da Zoo nerd

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    Does anyone want to hear the answer?;)
     
  19. Onychorhynchus coronatus

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    Go ahead , I'm curious
     
  20. Luke da Zoo nerd

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    Because the chickens kept saying "Bach Bach Bach".

    :p:p
    (Get it?) It's corny I know.