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  1. Hipporex

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    Hipporex, 29 Nov 2018
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    Scottish Wildcat, 29 Nov 2018
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    Who spends more time on Zoochat, the entire island of Britain, or Ebirah?
     
    Ebirah766, 18 Dec 2018
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    Given the enormous number of UK zoochatters (more than from any other European country, as it's logical in an english-speaking forum) that pass all the time that they can in Zoochat, I would guess that the reply is obvious :D (I assume that you mean the Great Britain, as Britain is not an island, but a peninsula in France)
     
    Kakapo, 18 Dec 2018
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    The france peninsula is call brittany.
     
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    Ops, sorry! In Spanish we use the same word for both places "Bretaña", using Great ("Gran") for the UK one and nothing for the french one. Hence my confusion! Sorry!
     
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    ... that's why it's a joke
     
    Ebirah766, 18 Dec 2018
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    What's Brum's favourite exhibit? The one by the bar...
     
    Brum, 18 Dec 2018
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    What's the difference between Hipporex and a goldfish? The goldfish's memory lasts longer than 3 seconds
     
    Hipporex, 18 Dec 2018
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    What’s bigger?

    The Sun or the Chester zoo threads. :p
     
    Jambo, 18 Dec 2018
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    What takes longer?

    Traveling to the moon and back or waiting for a kid to realise that an Orangutan is NOT a Gorilla. :rolleyes:
     
    Jambo, 18 Dec 2018
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    Welcome to Mauritius

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    Hipporex, 19 Dec 2018
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    When a member of the general public sees any non-human primate:
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    Hipporex, 20 Dec 2018
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    Hipporex, 22 Dec 2018
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    Santa logic:
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    Meme explained: There are three living groups of animal that can fly but what does Santa chose? Reindeer
     
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    Hipporex, 26 Dec 2018
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    What's more confusing? American politics or ZooChat taxonomy discussion?
     
    ZooBinh, 26 Dec 2018
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    What multiplies faster - meerkats, or unofficial Zoochat photographic threads? :p
     
    TeaLovingDave, 26 Dec 2018
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    Hipporex Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I have no idea what your talking about ;)
     
    Hipporex, 26 Dec 2018
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    Whats more populous? Number of Burmese Pythons in Florida or the number of overly ambitious new zoochatters and their planned zoos?
     
    ZooBinh, 26 Dec 2018
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    There you go bud ;)
     
    ZooBinh, 26 Dec 2018
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