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  1. Hipporex

    Hipporex Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Thank you. Although I actually knew what he was talking about (hence the winky face), I was being sarcastic because I made on of those myself and started another one. However I didn't realize I needed to ask first so I guess I'll quit working on the second one I started
     
    Hipporex, 26 Dec 2018
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    Yeah, same here. Hence the other winky face.
     
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    Which has more threads? A tapestry or Chester Zoo?
     
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    [​IMG] Harambe :p
     
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    [​IMG] :p:p:p
     
    Jambo, 29 Dec 2018
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    Oh, save their little eyes....!!!!!
     
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    HAPPY NEW YEARS!

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    Jambo, 30 Dec 2018
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    When I was at Omaha recently, all but one of the macaques were sticking their fingers up their butts and pulling out poop to eat, so everyone was trying to direct their kids to look at the one just sitting there.... until he stuck his penis out and started playing with it :D It was hilarious watching everyone scatter and try to come up with reasons for it!
     
    TinoPup, 31 Dec 2018
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    Wait the kid or the monkey was playing with its penis?
     
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    The monkey! :p
     
    TinoPup, 31 Dec 2018
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    Okay good I was concerned there
     
    Hipporex, 31 Dec 2018
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    Zoo visits can become hilarious these days. :p:p:p
     
    Jambo, 31 Dec 2018
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    I would have been the one running away if it had been the other way around ;)
     
    TinoPup, 31 Dec 2018
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    I would be laughing so hard whilst running away. :p
     
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    @TinoPup 's Omaha zoo trip summed up by Pikachu

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    Hipporex, 31 Dec 2018
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    The monkey- Playing with his penis

    The parents- Oh yeah! Finally our zoo trips become entertaining.:p
     
    Jambo, 31 Dec 2018
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    :D:D:D
    Seconds before he pulled it out ;) The kids in the background are laughing at the poop eaters!
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    TinoPup, 31 Dec 2018
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    Or alternatively:
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    Too far?
     
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