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  1. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Don't let a herper hear you say that!

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    ThylacineAlive, 11 May 2019
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    KevinB, 11 May 2019
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    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    I don't get it.
     
    Chlidonias, 11 May 2019
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    Canada geese are the spawn of Satan himself!
     
    Brum, 11 May 2019
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    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    But how is it a gentleman's armchair?
     
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    birdsandbats Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    That's probably the webcomic it came from.
     
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  7. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    Oh right. I googled it and The Gentleman's Armchair is indeed the name of the comic series. It was kind of a confusing post for me.
     
    Chlidonias, 11 May 2019
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    TheGerenuk Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Tell me about it... Where I live at the moment, they're everywhere and cause mayhem!
     
    TheGerenuk, 12 May 2019
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    Ebirah766 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Everyone around me hates them, I think they're fine.
     
    Ebirah766, 12 May 2019
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    Brum Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    They're a bloody nuisance on most bodies of water by me, and because people feed them they're not afraid of anyone. They're not afraid of dogs either!
     
    Brum, 13 May 2019
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    TZDugong Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I don't think the Geese in Toronto would be afraid of a Tiger, let alone a dog! Like Gerenuk said, they're everywhere and are definitely causing mayhem (although it makes for some funny videos:D).
     
    TZDugong, 13 May 2019
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  12. Ebirah766

    Ebirah766 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    If you're feeling down, you can just watch videos of geese harassing people. Good rainy day activity.
     
    Ebirah766, 13 May 2019
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    Ebirah766 Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    How do you get rid of animal rights activists?

    You can't.
     
    Ebirah766, 14 May 2019
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    TeaLovingDave Moderator Staff Member 10+ year member

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    Methinks this thread has taken a distinct turn from the original intention - whereas before it genuinely was jokes only a Zoochatter would understand, now it consists mostly of general animal memes and puns :p so I think it is time to aim for a little of the former once again with the following......

    Why is @Batto so good at German puns? He always knows the correct Schlange.
     
    TeaLovingDave, 14 May 2019
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    Would the more general animal memes and puns be more appropriately placed in the meme thread then?
     
    KevinB, 15 May 2019
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    Yes
     
    ZooBinh, 15 May 2019
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    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    I don't understand why people have created multiple different meme and joke threads. It seems pretty unnecessary to me.

    ~Thylo
     
    ThylacineAlive, 15 May 2019
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    birdsandbats Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Completely agree. This and The Nonsense Thread are really the only two we need.
     
    birdsandbats, 15 May 2019
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  19. ZooBinh

    ZooBinh Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    I third this opinion.
     
    ZooBinh, 15 May 2019
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    amur leopard Well-Known Member 5+ year member

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    Yup. And their 'excuse' is memes are in some way different to jokes?
     
    amur leopard, 15 May 2019
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