The Nonsense Thread

Eastern Box Turtles.

 

My favourite joke

Q: did you know that 97% of the world is dumb?
A: Well, luckily I’m the other 5%!

 

They changed the formula of my favorite candy and now it's terrible. So whenever I get to a gas station I look to see if they still have the old version and I buy a few more rolls. Hoarding candy like a crazy person lol. But I hope they go back to the old formula.

 

Which candy?

 

What? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I would never do such a thing.

 

Hi

 

Hello

 

SweeTart Chewy Sours. (previously called Shockers, and before that they were Shock Tarts)

I'd be lying if I said I wasn't tempted to wait a bit to sell some of my stash lol.

 

If a chicken eats an egg is it cannibalism?

 

Depends on whether it is a chicken egg or not.

 

If they are?

 

By the definition of cannibalism, yes.

 

No. Cannibalism is eating the flesh of your own species.

 

Well then, never mind what I said.

 

My favorite Fictional Cat is Garfield.

My favorite Wild large cat is a Snow Leopard

My favorite Wild Small cat is a Flat-headed cat

My favorite Domestic cat is a Turkish van

 

Garfield is amazing

 

They're my favourites too

 

Game to play at the zoo next time you find yourself there on a busy day - go to the Red Pandas, then stay there for a minute and see how many times Turning Red gets mentioned by visitors. 3 times for me.

 

Would say that’s a new one- not something I’d say I’ve noticed! Wouldn’t mind it tho, it’s a nice little film.