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  1. Moebelle

    Moebelle Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Does anybody else have their own 'rules' or 'requirements' when your visiting a zoo with somebody else?

    Here are mine:
    'Please'...."
    -Keep up because I walk quite fast at zoos.
    -Don't call an ape a monkey.
    -No stopping for breaks unless we have all day.
    -No using a map unless we really need it.
    -Don't use a schedule for the things we need to see, just follow the path or we won't actually get to see everything.
     
  2. nanoboy

    nanoboy Well-Known Member

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    I always use a map at a new zoo.
     
  3. Moebelle

    Moebelle Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    I seem to like to memorize them before visiting a new zoo.
     
  4. Chlidonias

    Chlidonias Moderator Staff Member 15+ year member

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    now I'm imagining you at the zoo:
    "Hmm, where does that path lead..." [looking at map]
    "Stop looking at the map or I'll shank you! :mad: "
     
  5. Moebelle

    Moebelle Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Haha, I should probably say that I myself try my best not use a map.
     
  6. tschandler71

    tschandler71 Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Hoofstock first
    No asking when are we going to leave
    Before you guess about what an animal is called read a sign or ask me
     
  7. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    -Don't ask what an animal is before looking at the signs
    -No asking what's left or when we're leaving
    -What's the "important" stuff
    -No asking, "where is it?"
    -Keep up with me/slow down depending on where we are and if I'm seeing something new or not
    -No stopping for constant breaks!
    -No telling me to hurry up!
    -Don't complain if I want to go around again if it's a small zoo

    ~Thylo:cool:
     
  8. jbnbsn99

    jbnbsn99 Well-Known Member

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    Rule 1: Visit alone.

    That is all.
     
  9. Moebelle

    Moebelle Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Which is why I do that about 95% of the time.
     
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    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    I'd like to but with my age and inability to legally drive it makes things difficult.

    ~Thylo:cool:
     
  11. Moebelle

    Moebelle Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Why not just ask your parents or something to drop you off?
     
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    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    If they're going to bring me they're going to visit with me. I'm mostly independent during visits as it is, though. I mean, I barely see the people I visit with as I tend to spend more time at each exhibit then they do and I photograph/log what I see. Of course since they're still bringing me I'm forced to take breaks with them, follow their schedule, arrive/leave on their time, and of course they like me to stay in the same general area as them at all times.

    ~Thylo:cool:
     
  13. nanoboy

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    That sounds lonely. Surely your partner/spouse likes zoos too?
     
  14. ThylacineAlive

    ThylacineAlive Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    You obviously don't know jb. He is a single man nanoboy.

    ~Thylo:cool:
     
  15. jbnbsn99

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    I laugh at your outlandish notion and call you a silly person.
     
  16. zooboy28

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    My rule is to see everything. Using a map certainly helps in this respect, as does going down every path possible, whether or not it looks like its supposed to be for people or not. I recently found myself in what appeared to be an old elephant enclosure at Melbourne Zoo, and was shooed out by a staff member.

    In regards to going alone/with others, in some ways going with my partner is better than going alone, but I avoid going with my family or other larger groups. My partner is a bit too fond of breaks, but is very good at spotting reptiles in terrariums, something I often struggle with, so does come in useful.
     
  17. epickoala123

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    1.don't tell me to hurry up at a exhibit (especially if it's a new animal for me, I'm taking a photo, I'm taking notes, etc.)
    2. Don't shout "oh, look a .........." and especially if you guess the species.
    3.don't say "that animals boring".
    4. Don't ask when we're leaving, if you wanted to come, why are you asking to leave?
    5.no flash and no banging on the glass.

    And even though I haven't yet been able to, I agree with jbnbsn99's rule : go alone.
    I can't wait for my first zoo visit alone.
     
  18. alexkant

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    Fully agree
     
  19. epickoala123

    epickoala123 Well-Known Member 10+ year member

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    Tip for determining your rules: if the zoo visitor is annoying you so much that you want to/imagine in your head, shouting at them. (ps. I haven't shouted at anyone YET)
     
  20. Maguari

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    If I'm visiting as a posse it tends to be with like-minded lads and lasses from IZES/Bartlett/ZooChat so most of the above annoyances are avoided - over the years we've settled into a extended group who pretty much have the same approach to zoo visiting, which is perhaps best described as 'relaxed but thorough'. Periodically there are (very welcome) new additions who join in and no-one has objected to our methods yet!

    And for a first-time-visit/seldom-visited zoo, you can't beat 'left-left-left' or 'right-right-right' round the edges, then fill in the middle (unless the middle is where the thing you most want to see is, in which case go to that first, then go round the edge ;) ). I also agree with zooboy28 - I don't like leaving paths out! You'd only find out later that's where the Kodkods were..!